George Reviews

I was so excited that Don/George was back that I got Jake really upset because I kept singing my little song all day long. Wanna hear it?

NO- I don't want to EVER heard it again - JAKE!

Since you asked, here it is.

I didn't hear anybody ask to hear it! - Jake

Sung to The Boys are Back by Thin Lizzy. It's called George is Back.

Guess who just got back today?
That blue-eyed boy that has been away,
Hasn't changed, hasn't much to say,
But man, I still think that Hammond is great
He was asking if O'Neill was around,
How he was, where he could be found
We told him that he was working underground,
Driving all the sgts. crazy

Our George is back in town
(George is back, George is back)

You know that Anubis that used to fight alot,
Every day, he'd be on the ramp,
gloating about what he's got,
Man, when I tell you O'Neill got mad,
he was red hot;
I mean Jack was steaming....
That night over at Danny's place;
Well this Asgard got up & Kissed Sammy's face;
Man, we just fell about the place,
If that Thor can't handle his drink, forget him,

Friday night, George'll be dressed to thrill;
Fight & Destroy, Maim & Kill;
The General will roar, and blood will spill,
And if Hammond wants to fight, you better let him...

My TV's in the corner,
blasting out that familiar Theme song,
the nights are getting warmer, it won't be long,
it won't be long till season 9 comes,
Now that our George is here again

Our boy is back in town....


Guess who just got back today?
That blue-eyed boy that has been away,
Friday night, George'll be dressed to thrill;
Fight & Destroy, Maim & Kill;
The General will roar, and blood will spill,
And if Hammond wants to fight,
you better let him...

Anyway, even Jake has got to admit that it was great seeing George back. I have to admit that I haven't been too sure about some of these shows in Season 8. For example, when did they do "Spock's Brain" with Samantha? Or did they brainwash her and her brain shrunk? I mean, that entire Replicarter thing was just bizarre. I really believe that someone stole Sam's brain and forgot to tell her!

Can we please get on with this? - Jake

Anyway, within the first five minutes, George has taken his chair back from O'Neill, swiped Daniel Jackson and had even taken Norman-Walter Fabio Davis Harriman with him also. Did you notice that even George isn't sure what that poor guy's real name is as he just told Jack that he was taking Walter?

Boy, I laughed really hard when Jack pouted when he realized that George had let himself into Jack's office, taken Jack's chair and swiped two of his personnel! And this was after Jack was complaining earlier about Danny holding his breath until he turned blue!

George decides to take the Prometheus on a little joy ride to that Pegasus Galaxy to try and rescue the SG Atlantis people. Naturally, something happens to prevent George from doing that because if he rescued them, then there wouldn't be the Stargate Atlantis Series. Right? Right!

Anyway, the person that nearly causes George to get busted down to Airman, because he loses the Prometheus, is called Vala.

I have to admit that I really liked Vala.

Vala reminds me a lot of Saroosh when she was younger, especially when she was banging Danny... around... Because even though she was hitting Danny pretty hard, I noticed that she was also flirting. Saroosh used to do those high kicks, in fact, she even wrapped her power thighs around some Jaffa's neck quite a few times, and other fancy stunts like that. Saroosh did the Aeryn Sun workout every day faithfully, as it is quite helpful for undercover Tok'Ra agents as it keeps our hosts nice and limber. In fact, I remember one time, we met this First Prime of Apophis, and we fought like that, and if wasn't for the fact that he did that sneaky cape manevour...errr..ooops.... never mind.

OH MY GOOD GOD! I don't want to know about you and HIM! How many times do I have to tell you that! - Jake

You know, Jake, maybe you should look into doing the Aeryn Sun workout tapes. I have them in the cubicle, and well, you're not getting any younger. <wink>

GRRRRRR - Jake.

Then things got really kinky, as Vala, dressed as a Super Soldier, began flirting with Daniel. When she said that she found Danny attractive, I got really worried about our little archeologist. I thought that he was going to become that Super Soldier's Little Boy Toy!

Meanwhile, George is furious as not only did Vala take his ship; Vala, Warrier Princess has also taken his chair that he swiped from O'Neill. George had taken the chair because he didn't trust that Jack was actually going to send it to George's new office. Knowing Jack, he'd probably send him a beanbag chair in Air Force Blue. So George orders his team to get back his ship and to get back his darn chair! Meanwhile, the engines aren't working, so George beams over to the cargo ship to swipe some crystals.

There's been a fire fight of major proportions on the ship so the Carbon Dioxide level is quite high. Heroic George's last act before collapsing onto the floor is to throw the crystals into the rings' area so they can be beamed over to the damaged ship.

This is where Selmak has to admit that she screamed at the monitor because George's people were such nimrods. Ok, they get the crystals, and someone retrieves George. So when George gets ringed over, everyone stares at his prone body. The Hiccup Chick, Walter aka The Man With No Known Name Due to the USAF Witness Relocation Program, Colonel Reynolds and a host of thousands. Someone's holding the crystals (even though they need to be put into the engine) and everyone thinks George is dead.

He's not breathing, so the entire group fights among themselves... on who has the best reason why they're not doing mouth to mouth to George.

He had garlic for lunch - Hiccup Lady

I forgot my breath mints - Walter

I'm from the Don't Know, Don't Even Think So Era of the Military - Colonel Reynolds.

Meanwhile George is turning blue, matching the color of his flightsuit and everyone has forgotten that brain damage occurs in 3-4 minutes after breathing and heart rate has ceased (aka clinical death) and physical death occurs 3-4 minutes after that!

You know, if Jake and I had been there, we would have been doing mouth-to-mouth on George, and Jake and I would have slipped him a little...

SELMAK!!!!! WE WOULD HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING! - Jake

Symbiote. What were you thinking, Jake? I would have popped out of Jake and into George...

Where hopefully you would have remained - Jake

And fixed him. You know, that's really quite rude, Jake.

Meanwhile, Danny meets up with a couple Aliens that look like they're 1st Cousins to Jar Jar Binks and barely escapes with his life, the Prometheus and George's chair [Not necessarily in that level of importance either]. Super Cool Vala manages to escape for another episode, and George limps home, but he's happy as he's got his comfy Chair.


 

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Season 8 ~ Prometheus Unbound

Guess who just got back today?
That blue-eyed boy that has been away,

Friday night, George'll be dressed to thrill;
Fight & Destroy, Maim & Kill;

The General will roar, and blood will spill,
And if Hammond wants to fight,
you better let him...

Oh My God!
George isn't breathing!
Quick, do something!

I forgot my breath mints! - Walt

I'm from the Don't Know, Don't Even Think So
Era of the Military -
Col Reynolds