Jake's Many Injuries

 

I'm really glad I got the Extended Host Warranty on Pookie.

I really think that the reason why Jacob gets hurt in every single episode he is in is because they don't want me and Jake to become deus ex machina. Selmak waits for the collective gasp of surprise from the internet viewing public to stop before continuing.

So, Selmak surprised you by knowing that term, eh?

That's the reason why Pookie gets hurt all the time. He's not a klutz. But in case you need a reminder - here's all of Jacob's many, many, MANY injuries!

Secrets, The Tok'Ra ~
Lymphoma
The Tok'Ra ~
Arthritic Knees, Hands, Wrists
Show & Tell ~
One Scorched Shoulder
Seth ~
Seth's Tender Mercies
Jolinar's Memories/ The Devil You Know ~
Sokar's Tender Mercies
Last Stand ~
Pook fails his driver's test, crashes the ship and get a BIG booboo on his head.
Descent ~
One scorched shoulder
Descent ~
Pookie's knocked out cold!
Allegiance ~
One scorched knee, one severely dented pride
Death Knell ~
A TREE! THE ONLY SETH FORSAKEN TREE WITHIN TWO DOZEN KILOMETERS OF US DECIDES TO FALL ON US AND WE HAVE TO BE RESCUED BY JACK!
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Threads ~
Icky Tok'Ra Symbiote Sniffles