|Don S. Davis ~ Chain Dance|
Once upon a time, Sel found a movie that she thought qualified as a love scene.
No, no, no. Wasn't him, sources claim. Sel had her doubts, but she said, OK. 'Twas not Don in the love scene. It was a body double's 'stunt' legs.
Though she thinks Don's got a simply divine set of shoulders.
Having learned her lesson the last time,
Selmak declares them to be 'stunt arms'.
Sel squees excitedly and starts wolf whistling.
'I think I'm having my own personal sumah!' Sel energetically
attempts to fan herself to cool down.
'We are just SO gonna hear from his lawyer,' Helena mumbles.
SELMAK! STOP WHISTLING!
Selmak, I want your copy of this DVD! NOW!