Jacob Carter ~ Reviews

Well, the Pookie Signal flashed in the sky overhead, which meant that Super Pookie and his Symbiotic Sidekick were needed at the SGC immediately. We grabbed the tretonin as we were informed that Junior and Senior were meeting their maker and the boys needed tretonin without delay! Jumping through the Chappa'ai without so much as breaking into a sweat, Jake was a super cool action hero. Sam was there to meet us, and Pookie tried talking to her, but I was urging him to stop talking to his daughter.

Hurry! Hurry! HURRY! We have to save Teal'c and Bra'tac! Just don't trip and fall, Pookie! Run fast, run fast as your little Pookie legs can go! Quick! Quick! Quick! Like a little bunny!

Selmak, she's my daughter! Can I at least say Hello?

NO! We've got to save Teal'c and Bra'tac! It's extremely important!

Yes, I know - we need their help with the Jaffa!

NOT JUST THAT!

Sigh. For what other reason?

Well, remember that night... you and me had dinner with Bra'tac? And I turned the little lights off on you, so you slept through most of the next week?

Oh no! I remember you humming and giggling an awful lot whenever you saw Bra'tac for the next week or so. Don't tell me..

I got lucky.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA KNOW!!!!

"Dad? Did you say something? I thought I heard something," Samantha asked.

And not just Bra'tac, but Teal'c.

TEAL'C? WHIMPER.

And O'Neill.

O'NEILL?!?!?

Yes!!!!

ALL THREE OF THEM!?!?!

Why yes, we needed a foursome. Two isn't quite as much fun as four! They thought they were so smart as they had planned everything ahead of time, but I managed to come out on top! I showed them quite a few tricks, I have to admit.

WHIMPER.

Jake? Why are you whimpering?

...silence...

POOKIE! Your mind is in the gutter. Let me get some soap and I'm gonna wash your little brain for thinking such thoughts! I played poker with Bra'tac, Teal'c and O'Neill, and I won BIG. Bra'tac and Teal'c still owe me, so we can't let them die before we collect! But I think O'Neill's going to sneak out of paying his bet, so you need to threaten him. I used your gold card, and you, Sam and me are going on VACATION, Pookie! It's gonna be great, especially if the boys pay up, we can have some spending money!

We're going to the National Air and Space Museum?

No, we go there every single vacation, Jacob. But there's a Space Mountain where we're going!

We're going there?

Yes! We're going to DISNEY!

We gave the tretonin to Bra'tac and Teal'c and they recovered very quickly, except for the unexpected relapse that occurred when I reminded them exactly how much money they owed me. Silly fools, don't you know? You never play poker with a Tok'Ra! We invented the game.

Season 6 ~ The Changeling

Jake and I brought the tretonin to save Bra'tac and Teal'c.

But Jake brought my ink jet cartridge!